Green Arrow's journal of crime fighting and goatee maintenance.

I've been thwarting evil doers for quite sometime now. I'm really into music, The Office, and vintage pornography.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

hands off my stuff!

someone in the watchtower has been playing my guitar. i'm not saying that i suspect anyone in particular, but i saw robin thumbing through a canned heat fakebook. that little elfin-shod fucker better respect the 71 telecaster custom.

some little bastard was trying to pry open a newpaper machine on porter ave. this afternoon. i took it pretty easy on him. i gave him a couple of lumps and a stern lecture about ripping off small-fry shit like that. don't waste my time. i missed a clinique sample sale because of this.

also, if you're reading this APACHE CHIEF, stop drunk-dialing me. if i gave a shit about you, i would stage an intervention. your real name is leland. you're not apache, but rather a quarter mestizo. and i will not go into the roofing business with you and your brother-in-law.


At 5:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, don't be hatin' on apache because he's a quarter mestizo. he's very sensitive about it. we have long emo talks about it, and then i leave and he drunk dials you. cause it's funny when your mom answers the phone and yells down the hall at you.

At 9:05 PM, Blogger Ollie said...

that was not my mom. that was wonder woman. she does sound a bit matronly, however. btw, does leland still wear that loin cloth, or has he graduated to pants?

At 9:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

no, he says that the loin cloth is more freeing. i keep telling him that if he would stop getting those leggings it would be better, but he doesn't listen.

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