Green Arrow's journal of crime fighting and goatee maintenance.

I've been thwarting evil doers for quite sometime now. I'm really into music, The Office, and vintage pornography.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

request granted

ok, so this is for the guy who posted a comment to my last entry. ask and ye shall receive, kiddies.

1. the history of j'onn's oreo obsession started when he watched the movie Rounders, where matt damon is a semi-pro poker whiz and john malkovich plays a russian mafioso-cum-poker hustler who eats oreos compulsively at the poker table. j'onn thought this was, as he said, "wicked badass." i must also note that j'onn has a history of imitating malkovich behaviours, such as drilling a hole into his own head after seeing 'Being John Malkovich.' lantern and i agreed that he missed the movie's point completely.

2. if you want to know how i feel about hawkman, here goes. he's been pretty pissy with me since he found out about the whole debacle, which was in no way my fault. i just showed captain atom how to set up a domain name. then, he accused me of being a lush and foppish dandy besides, just because i use product in my hair (both facial and otherwise.) the coup d'gras came when he told bullseye that i use a bronzer lotion, which i use to help give my muscles definition. so, in return for that, hawkman, here you go.

-for some reason, the blog won't let me make this link work, so i'll do it the ugly way. wizardworld2003/hawkman.htm

haha. bitch.


At 2:37 PM, Blogger Queenie said...

Can I be your damsel in distress?


At 4:16 PM, Blogger Ollie said...

perhaps, if you answer the following questions correctly:

1. Scotch or bourbon?
2. we go for coffe; i order a double espresso. you order...?
subquestion: after ingesting said coffee, do you: tell me about the puppy that died when you were 4 or do you show me naked pictures of you?

At 6:51 PM, Blogger птица (Ptiza) Odelay said...

Oh no, not the UGLY WAY! AUUUUUGHHhghghghg...

At 7:05 PM, Blogger Sam said...

Bless you. You, Oliver Queen, have given me much joy. I think I have found, possibly, my favorite blog. Keep it up, or I send The Calculator after you.

At 11:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hulk get chuckle out of Puny Green Man's journal.
Hulk say keep up the good work - SMASHING criminals is good.
Hulk not sure about goatee's though ...

At 9:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really, Oliver, do you have to poke fun at J'onn? He's from Mars. He's still adapting. And publicly calling Hawkman a "b***h" is quite unprofessional.

-- Clark

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