Green Arrow's journal of crime fighting and goatee maintenance.

I've been thwarting evil doers for quite sometime now. I'm really into music, The Office, and vintage pornography.

Saturday, August 21, 2004


so, aquaman has been hinting that i might need to change up the goatee a little. he says that goatees are out of style and i look a bond villain or a registered sex offender with it. i told him that i kept quiet while he went through that whole hulk hogan-mullet-thing a while back, and that he lives under the ocean and consequently does not have his finger on pulse of metro fashion.

i did a little research and discovered that my signature goat is not, in fact, called the "arrow swerve," but rather the "van dyke," which is a silly name for the arrow swerve. so i'm thinking of making a change. at the moment, it's a toss up between the soul patch and the isaac asimov chinstrap.

if you have any suggestions, let me know. i'd like to get to prove aquanet wrong for once.


At 3:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear god, man, anything but the soul patch. That shit is more queer than a three dollar bill.


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