Green Arrow's journal of crime fighting and goatee maintenance.

I've been thwarting evil doers for quite sometime now. I'm really into music, The Office, and vintage pornography.

Monday, January 17, 2005

Back from vacation

So it's been a while. I've been internet-less for a while. To make a long story short, I had to jerk the ethernet hub out of the house after I caught Mia IM'ing a Panamanian colonel nude photos of herself. After I explained the Panamanian-to-US Dollar exchange rate, she seemed to lose interest. However, one can never be too sure.

It's been a bit slow after the whole "Jean Loring goes apeshit and kills everyfuckingbody to get her husband back when dinner and hummer would do" thing. It seems that Bruce, with his not-so-subtle capitalist machinations, sub-contracted the JLA out to run security for the Inauguration. He claims that it's due to our bills, but several of us suspect that it's because of the First Lady's striking resemblance to a certain arch-nemesis. It seems we're in the red due to the enormous expense incurred by Captain Atom and 4 of his old Army buddies getting drunk on Beast Ice and trashing the Watchtower. He has, of course, been reprimanded. Unfortunately, being a radioactive mass with a buzz cut is not, as it turns out, that profitable; thus, he cannot repay the costs himself. Fucker.

Anyway, look for more frequent updates now that Mia is off IM probation.


At 9:49 PM, Blogger Sam said...

Glad to see you back from the dead AGAIN, but it took you long enough, Queen. I yanked you off my Blogroll! I'll put you back up when I see AT LEAST three decent posts. NO ONE LINERS. If you're serious on coming back, then you're back up. I didn't want anyone going to your site seeing the same old thing day to day. Now, get to writing!

At 8:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey. I really like you. Uhm. Why don't you write some more, 'kay?

Don't listen to this Sam guy. He's a bit of a schmuck.

At 5:44 PM, Blogger Impossible man said...

hey beard buddy, god to see you alive, and in top condition...can i ask, whats with you and deathstroke? he steal your wallet or somethin?
i mean, hes some freaky old white guy who has a bondage fetish sure...but is that any reason to stab him in the bad eye?

what? you mean thats not a gimp mask? then.....eeeeewwww that guy is weirder than i thought


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