Green Arrow's journal of crime fighting and goatee maintenance.

I've been thwarting evil doers for quite sometime now. I'm really into alt.country music, The Office, and vintage pornography.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

ollie vs. george hamilton

during mia's one allotted hour on the internet per day (see a previous post for the trouble caused by a panamanian colonel and a poor understanding of rudimentary global economics), she stumbled across this. why the hell is my face so goddamn tan, while the rest of my body is roughly the same shade as the inside of an undercooked salmon filet? plus, where the fuck are my pants? "i modified the costume when i was a kid?" in order to, what, make me look a gay cabaret star? thanks, chefee831.

in watchtower news, the JSA stopped by for a weekend training session. they may very well be the most irritating fuckers known to man. that little black kid and his lil' john cd's at all hours (WHAT!), the atom smasher sneezing and accidentally growing to 25 feet tall and breaking the chandelier in the ball room, and hourman doing coke off of any flat surface in the watchtower (what did you think was in that hourglass, sand?) made the weekend pass slower than the nbc version of the office (which, by the way, is the most ill-conceived idea since t.j. hooker. it's far too british to ever be translatable).

4 Comments:

At 2:21 AM, Blogger Beast said...

Greetings Oliver !

I can whole-heartedly sympathise with you regarding the licensed merchandise. Have you ever seen anything like this? I know for a fact that I have a neck; And this? I have no idea where to begin ! I know that while I'm no "ladies man" such as yourself or Iron Man, I'm sure that I'm not this repulsive !

Next time you're in upstate New York, drop by the Xavier Institute and I'll make it my personal responsibility to show you around some of Salem's finer Watering Holes.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Henry P. McCoy

 
At 10:26 PM, Blogger Ollie said...

well, i...okay. you obviously know my penchant for the booze and womens, so let's do it up.

 
At 5:24 AM, Anonymous Robin said...

Hey Mr Queen.

I was just wondering if you could come over to Titan Towers sometime? You may have heard that Woder Woman does NOT aprove of Superboy and Wonder Girls's relationship,so we thought that as you are sooo good with the ladies, maybe you could have a little talk with WW?

Please don't mention this to the other members of the JLA. Batman says I should have no contact with you.

 
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