...
who took my last goddamn newcastle?
posted by Ollie @ 7:22 PM
Monday, April 18, 2005
About Me
- Name: Ollie
- Location: star city, california, United States
former billionaire industrialist, former legal guardian of one mr. roy harper. if you commit a crime in star city, prepare to step to this or get an arrow in your ass. unless it's during the office. try not to make it during the office.
Previous Posts
- ollie vs. george hamilton
- super drinkin' buddies are GO!
- Back from vacation
- at leeast it ain't the herp.
- funerals and foghat
- god i'm tired
- scary.
- i need at least 3 showers
- road rash
- papazan chair i could have?
5 Comments:
Plastic Man did.
You little punk! Just 'cause you're Batman's brat doesn't mean you can dump your misdeeds on someone else! I saw you and Clone-el sneakin' those brews. Maybe you didn't see the red-and-yellow-striped chair at the kitchen table...
You know what? I don't need these little shitstains protecting me. I took it. Yeah, that's right, goatee-boy. Didn't think I'd find this, didja?
I'll make you a deal...stop making cracks about my man-nipples, and your beer goes unmolested. Capisce?
first off, plas would never take my beer. he can hardly handle anything stronger than a green apple smirnoff ice. secondly, carter, i wouldn't make such a big deal about your absurdly oversized mammaries if you didn't leave (what i presume to be chest) hair all over the watchtower shower. besides, you're in no position to give ultimatums since me and the atom smasher caught you wanking off to the "winged migration" dvd in the TV room.
Don't let Ollie bust your balls, Plas. He's used that weak-ass "Smirnoff Ice" comment about me TWICE to Huntress, and he KNOWS I usually stick to Guiness.
Get some new material, old man!
Post a Comment
<< Home